By John Miller
Sunday the 11th of February 2017
Well it’s Sunday again, and once again all our Churches are run by Divinity School homosexuals who worship the devil and want to hand our countries over to Islam. Do I really want to dress up in my Sunday best just to be lectured on ethics by a Socialist paedophile who doesn’t even believe in God?
Of course not, brother.
But that doesn’t mean you should be lollygagging about on a Sunday like some pagan slacker either.
So what can you do to show Jesus that you mean it on The Lord’s Day?
Well, for a start spring out of bed. If the sun is up, then so should you be, Puritan man.
If you’re going lie around in bed all day like a heathen then you may as well just go and cop a lecture from your local priest impersonator and take in a Satanic marriage or whatever they do these days in the desecrated buildings that used to house our Churches.
Since the Antichrist marriage laws have been passed by our Jesus hating parliament these places belong to glitter and dildo hedonists and are unfit for Christians, but that doesn’t mean you get a day off buddy.
I don’t want to hear any nonsense about being hung over either. Having a hangover on the LORD’s day is totally degenerate.
This will teach you not to be intemperate. Get up, get showered, and put on your Sunday best like a Christian. The early Christians had no fancy buildings, and we don’t need them either.
Perhaps you don’t own a suit. This isn’t important. Just make an effort, and put on something clean and tidy. If all your clothes are dirty then perhaps you should do your laundry first. It’s OK brother, we’ll wait.
All good? Let’s commence our service then.
You will need a Bible. There are many online. Google Kings James online, click the link, and drop down to the Book of Matthew.
The Gospel of Matthew was written by Matthew the Apostle, who joined the Christian faith at Capernaum in Galilee, shortly after Jesus Christ our LORD arrived there to begin his ministry to all nations.
In those days Galilee was vassal of Rome, a small country adjacent to the Roman province of Syria, and joined to the region of the Greek cities of the Decapolis and the vassal state of Trachonitis by the Sea of Galilee, which is still there.
Galilee also shared a land border with Samaria, which was under the same rule as Judea, and upriver from Perea on the Jordan, which had the same ruler as Galilee. The Roman emperor was Augustus, and the rulers of these petty kingdoms were the sons of Herod, who had been a loyal ally and comrade of Octavian Augustus, and helped him become emperor when Augustus was just a lad.
John the Baptist was a maternal cousin of Christ, and from a priestly line of Sadducees who had maintained the First Temple in Jerusalem since the time of Solomon until the Babylonian incursion, and again from the time of Ezra until they were driven from it by Pharisee zealots in the Maccabean era.
The ministry of Christ begins with a baptism upon the banks of the River Jordan. Christ is met there by John during the reign of Herod Antipas (son of Herod the Great) of the Galilee and Perea. Christ has travelled from Nazareth, most likely upon the High Road from Ptolemais in Syria to Gadara in the Decapolis, and here John baptises him before each goes off to his respective ministry.
Our first reading is from the Gospel of Matthew, who became a companion of Christ afterwards, and an Apostle ordained by our LORD and filled with the Holy Spirit of God.
Gospel of Matthew, Chapter 3, verses 13 to 17.
13 Then cometh Jesus from Galilee to Jordan unto John, to be baptized of him.
14 But John forbad him, saying, I have need to be baptized of thee, and comest thou to me?
15 And Jesus answering said unto him, Suffer it to be so now: for thus it becometh us to fulfil all righteousness. Then he suffered him.
16 And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him:
17 And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.
All Christians ought to have at some time been baptised. Most of us were baptised as infants, but some of you may not have been, because we have been losing our traditions and Christian heritage as the Antichrist forces have advanced into our Churches, and family life turned on its head.
Many of you are withdrawn from the world, and may be isolated from other Christians. I understand those feels. Adult baptism worked perfectly fine for Christ our LORD, and it will work for you.
No need to go to the Jordan River. Go and immerse yourself in the Ocean, a bath, or even your own shower. The point of baptism is the intent to move closer to God, and away from Satan. So keep your clothes on, Puritan.
It is always preferable to be part of a Christian community, and get a dunking from the brothers. But if your only alternative is to be profaned by some gaylord or have some bonnet-less brazen jezebel touch you, then you may as well just baptise yourself.
Put on some bathers, turn on the cold water in your shower, and go get pure.
If you have been backsliding lately, go do it NOW! I don’t want any backsliding degenerates in my congregation.
Feeling better? Good.
After the Baptism of Christ, John and the LORD went their separate ways. John went down the Jordan baptising, and he gained a following of pious Jews from Judea and Samaria. Christ went into the Wilderness and fasted for Forty Days and Forty Nights and defeated Satan, after which he left behind his childhood home of Nazareth to go preach in the Galilee, heading towards Capernaum.
At this time John the Baptist was imprisoned by Herod Antipas, ruler of Galilee and Perea, and killed because of some degenerate whore.
Upon the Sea of Galilee Jesus met his first followers, Simon Peter, first Patriarch of Rome, and his brother Andrew, first Patriarch of Constantinople. The Hagia Sophia later fell to the Turk, and Saint Peter’s has been overrun by Godless Marxists since the 1960s, culminating in a complete Antichrist takeover by Pope Lenin from Argentina just recently.
We are in End Times, and the loss of few temporal structures is only to be expected, before all these pagans and whoremongers who make deals with the devil worshippers of Beijing Bolshevism are thrown into the Lake of Fire.
Simon Peter and Andrew were fishermen and brothers, and so were the next followers of Christ, the Apostles James and John. James is the Patron Saint of the Spanish and Portuguese Empires, which brought Christianity to the New World, which was formerly full of devil worshipping degenerate savages.
Apart from civilising the savage barbarians of the Atlantic, Saint James also helped the armies of Christ to rout the Saracens from the Iberian Peninsula. The Moors are presently reoccupying Spain in alliance with the Socialist EU Antichrist sodomites, and the entire region is in dire need of an Inquisition, and the army of Saint James.
The Apostle John wrote the Gospel of John, plus three epistles (letters) of instruction to the Church, and also the Book of Revelations. This last book is heady stuff, and fulfils the prophecy of Christ that John would not die until he had seen him return in glory. It is also a handbook to help us survive the present day rising of the Antichrist.
John was the Apostle who got what Christianity was about immediately, and his Gospel is the best. He knew Christ before Matthew and Mark, who both met Christ later at Capernaum. Luke converted to Christianity after the Resurrection.
To be a Christian is to have the same epiphany that John had, that Christ is the Logos (Word). Unlike Saint Peter, who had to witness a blanket being lowered from Heaven before he would go eat pork with a fellow Christian, John understood immediately why Christ did the things he did, and that Jesus Christ was LORD.
Gospel of John, Chapter 1, verses 1 to 4.
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
2 The same was in the beginning with God.
3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
Healing on the Sabbath, ministering to Gentiles, eating on a prescribed fast day – these were all things that Christ did which enraged the Pharisees – and even confounded the followers of John the Baptist.
From the earliest days in Galilee, Christians were not just coming to convert from Judea and Jerusalem, but from far afield, especially the Greek cities of Roman Syria, such as Tyre and Sidon in the Lebanon. Christ went about the Sea of Galilee into the Decapolis and Trachonitis, drawing all nations to God, and sending out his Apostles and Disciples with the Good Word.
Arabs, Syrians, Greeks, Jews, Samaritans and Romans. All were witness to the power of God in Christ our LORD, who healed the sick, and cast out devils, and whose Apostles and Disciples did the same.
The three-metre high painting “El Expolio”, or “The Disrobing of Christ”, by Spanish Renaissance painter El Greco, is seen in the the sacristy of the Cathedral of Toledo during a ceremony marking its return following restoration January 22, 2014. REUTERS/Paul Hanna
Certain Pharisees accused our LORD of casting out Satan by the power of Satan, and this was the only sin which Christ pronounced unforgiveable, blasphemy against the Holy Spirit.
Christ was often engaging the Pharisees and Sadducees upon points of religion at the synagogue or in the streets, and during one such encounter with the Pharisee Nicodemus Christ described what it means to be a Christian.
Gospel of John, Chapter 3, verses 1 – 21.
1 There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews:
2 The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.
3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
4 Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother’s womb, and be born?
5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
7 Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
8 The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.
9 Nicodemus answered and said unto him, How can these things be?
10 Jesus answered and said unto him, Art thou a master of Israel, and knowest not these things?
11 Verily, verily, I say unto thee, We speak that we do know, and testify that we have seen; and ye receive not our witness.
12 If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things?
13 And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven.
14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:
15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.
21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
By this time Christ was gathering a large following, and the Sermon on the Mount was delivered right before Matthew and Mark became followers of Christ at Capernaum.
Matthew was a customs collector, and a publican, and was often dining with Christ afterwards. He was an urbane fellow and like the Sadducees a lover of Hellenic culture. Their war with the Pharisees had at first centred upon the Hellenising of the Temple cult at Jerusalem. No wonder then that he composed his Gospel in Greek rather than in Aramaic (Syrian), the native dialect of the Galilee.
Greek was the written language of the Septuagint, which was the Old Testament used by Greek speaking Jews such as the Sadducees, and by the early Christians until Saint Jerome appended it to the New.
Matthew the Apostle composed his Gospel first, but relied heavily on the quotations of Christ collected by the Mark the Evangelist, the scribe who joined the party of Christ at Capernaum around the same time that Matthew did. Mark recorded the sayings of our LORD in Greek, which was the English of the Classical world in which they lived.
Mark’s Gospel was the second to be entirely composed, and fleshes out the Gospel of Saint Matthew. Matthew and Mark both met Christ at Capernaum, and Mark was the scribe who followed Christ everywhere, and who after the Resurrection became amanuensis of Peter when Peter became the head of the Church at Antioch.
When Peter left for Rome to establish the Catholic Church, Mark departed for Alexandria, and was first Orthodox Patriarch there.
Matthew records the Sermon on the Mount in chapters 5 through 7 of his Gospel, and I would recommend that you meditate upon these chapters daily, to become a better Christian man than I am.
However, for today, we will focus on how to give alms, how to pray, how to forgive, and how to fast, all from the Sixth Chapter of Matthew, in which Christ is preaching to the Christian multitude upon the Mount near Capernaum.
Gospel of Matthew, Chapter 6
How to charity like a Christian
1 Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.
2 Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
3 But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth:
4 That thine alms may be in secret: and thy Father which seeth in secret himself shall reward thee openly.
How to pray like a Christian
5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.
8 Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.
9 After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
10 Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread.
12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
How to forgive like a Christian
14 For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you:
15 But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.
Forgiving is hard-mode. I intend to forgive everyone just before I die, so that I don’t have to live like a cuck.
How to fast like a Christian
16 Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
17 But thou, when thou fastest, anoint thine head, and wash thy face;
18 That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret: and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.
This concludes your internet homily for today, Christian man living under Antichrist occupation.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie who’s keen on Conservative politics, Trump, and the Anime Right. I enjoy various Christian activities and talk about Crypto too much.