By Dan Harmon did Something Wrong
Thursday the 26th of July 2018
I don’t consider myself to be easily offended and nor do I wish to erode the rights of anyone to say stupid or reprehensible things. What bothers me is not the effluent waste and bile itself that Hollywood disgorges into all our cultures and which toxifies world culture on an industrial scale, for if our values are being slowly degraded and we have willingly accepted it we ought not to be blaming them for our own stupid choices. No, what troubles me is what lies beneath.
Are there dark Satanic forces at play behind the scenes? Some kind of Moloch Network which is actively plotting our ruin, and if so what other dark and sinister things have they been up to lately?
For the last year or so we have heard a lot about the “””brave””” women who traded their vaginas for Academy Awards, and their well marketed plight encouraged many movie goers who will never get the opportunity to trade their dignity for a little fame to say ME TOO. Jennifer Lawrence taking ropes from Harvey Weinstein to pay for her mansion in the Hollywood Hills barely affected ordinary women, and it does not affect me at all, so I don’t care about that.
Far less fortunate than these whores and more deserving of my sympathy are the legion of children fed into the Disney molestation machine, and the starry eyed youths fucked to the point of mental disintegration by Dan Schneider and then disposed of by Nickelodeon.
Or according to the freshest set of allegations, the babies that Dan Harmon raped to death when he wasn’t practising on his anatomically correct fuck-doll for his Twitter. Reddit used to be so super interested in his special sauce, but now they LA LA LA LA LA don’t want to hear about it. But why? Just because their bogeymen at the Chans might take away their favourite cartoon? Snowflakes.
I actually wasn’t going to write at all about this Rick and Morty bullshit, because Harmon may not have even fucked any real babies, and Mike Cernovich is the kind of annoying prick who probably would beat a dead horse just for attention.
Then I saw that Dave Bautista was defending James Gunn, and it sickened me to my stomach. The batshit insane Left has decided to die upon this hill for Moloch, it seems.
Is this just Trump Derangement Syndrome on steroids? These are two areas where Dave has some expertise. But why take your stand on Kiddy Fucker Hill, Dave and the batshit insane Left?
I mean I get that money is the root of all evil, and that Dave Bautista would rather make a truckload of it than discover what James Gunn has going on in his rape dungeon at home. But why is the Left always shilling so blatantly and so consistently for Moloch? Let us investigate.
For the longest time /pol/ has been warning about Dan Schneider, and that Nickelodeon was Kiddy Fucker Central. Those particular autists say a lot of shit though, and there are all kinds of people posting on that board that aren’t particularly credible.
Which got me thinking about Pizzagate, and how it got completely buried by the Lying Press. This is worth looking at again, so that we don’t throw out the baby with bathwater. While Dan Harmon is around, throwing your babies out seems kind of dangerous.
Pizzagate did not start with pizzas at all. It all started when the dots were connected from Laura Silsby trafficking children from Haiti to the Clinton Foundation. In this case there were irrefutable proofs, as the investigating autists found incriminating emails between Silsby and Clinton. Both Silsby AND HER LAWYER were CONVICTED IN THE COURTS of SNATCHING CHILDREN out of the orphanages of Haiti and other places in Central and South America.
It is a completely irrefutable fact that Hillary when Secretary of State was in regular contact with a woman whose sole function was to steal children from Third World countries in distress, and it is also completely irrefutable that when Hillary’s agent got caught Bill Clinton had himself appointed Special Envoy to Haiti. Silsby was then immediately sprung from jail.
The torrid tale of the Rape of Haiti involves a group of incredibly rich and powerful men and Hillary abusing the poorest of nations and its children in the worst possible way. Clinton went to Haiti with Carlos Slim – the Mexican cartel magnate who bought a controlling stake in the New York Times and then had the Uranium One investigation killed, and Frank Giustra – the mining magnate and Friend Of Bill who was and still is at the centre of the Uranium One boondoggle. There was always more to all this than just fucking little kids.
Former US President Bill Clinton visits a peanut cultivation training facility during a tour of a peanut plantation in Tierra Muscady, in the central plateau of Haiti, on June 29, 2014. The Clinton Giustra Enterprise Partnership, an initiative of the Clinton Foundation, founded by the former US president nd philanthropist Frank Giustra, today announced the launch of the Acceso Peanut Enterprise Corporation, a supply chain enterprise in Haiti that will improve the livelihoods of more than 12,000 smallholder peanut farmers. The Enterprise partnership will provide a network of service depots throughout the central plateau and northern regions of the country providing training to farmers as well as the collection and safe storage of peanuts. AFP PHOTO/Hector RETAMAL (Photo credit should read HECTOR RETAMAL/AFP/Getty Images)
How did we end up talking about all this as “””Pizzagate””” anyway?
David Brock of Shareblue Media – who coordinates Clinton propaganda with the Lying Press and who quite notably shills for the Clintons and their minions on social media, is a particular bogeyman of the autists of the Right. When it turns out that he and his catamite associate (and proprietor of Comet Pizza) James Alefantis had all kinds of connections to the kids that the Clinton Foundation were either abducting or covering up the abduction of through their lawyer Max Maccoby, the whole thing just kind of blew up big time on the Chans.
Their lawyer Max Maccoby, it ought never be forgotten, was amongst other things on the board at the ORPHANAGE FROM WHICH SILSBY WAS CONVICTED OF STEALING CHILDREN FROM.
Naturally, the autists began speculating on rape rooms beneath the Alefantis pizza store. But whether Alefantis and Brock and Maccoby are child molesters or not, why did the Lying Press work so furiously to cover up all the greasy shit that the Clintons, Giustra and Slim were doing in Haiti? And why do guys like, say – Tony Podesta – literally get immunity for committing the same crimes that get other people sent to jail?
Turning our attention back to the West Coast, one of the most interesting discoveries of the Pizzagate investigation was that one of the most prominent figures in the Moloch Network that was centred upon the Clinton Foundation when Hillary was going to become President was none other than Tom Steyer, who plays a kind of kingmaker role in Democrat circles in California.
Like most of the hedge fund vultures who used their Tammany Hall connections to get filthy rich, Steyer is just a dirty little crony capitalist at heart, but in order to harvest the votes of the batshit insane California Left he has positioned himself at the vanguard of “””Progress”””.
His brother Jim Steyer is perhaps the creepiest mother fucker you can imagine, and Jim manages Common Sense Media, which pushes for the transgenderisation and overt sexualisation of children in all Hollywood media.
If there is a network of Hollywood paedophiles in which James Gunn, Dan Harmon, and Dan Schneider are openly operating then you autists should probably start looking at the Steyer brothers to find it. As I recall, it was alleged that the abused and trafficked kids in Cali were being referred to as Walnuts and Walnut Sauce in a number of highly disturbing emails between the Steyers and the Clintons.
The investigation into the activities of the Molech Cartel in California by you friendly Internet autists of the Right is long overdue, and I hope that I have in some way helped to invigorate and give comfort to those of you whose often lonely and thankless task is to go with Christ, and walk the straight and upright path of the Righteous Man.
OK, have fun with that lads, I’m back to my life as a self-absorbed wastrel. This shit is way too dark for me.
Full disclosure: [Dan Harmon did Something Wrong]’s IRL name is [Pickle Rick]. I’m an [Lick Lick Lick My Balls specialist] who’s keen on [BURP] and [fuck Reddit and fuck McDonald’s and their szechuan sauce too].