AJ versus Sanders, RAM is ladders

By John Miller

Tuesday the 5th of June 2018

 

Welp I missed the first hour of RAM, and the other two hours weren’t great, so I mostly watched it with the sound off. But I think I got the gist of it. How many more days until Phil dies?

Actually I was kind of watching Yuru Yuri on another screen and only paying attention to RAM when the crowd was popping. I did go through the footage later.

The queer Irish guy seemed to be making the Texans mark out. I like the bit where he jumps off a ladder.

Texas also seemed pretty pumped up about Bayley and the women’s wrestling, and I think I saw a few of them throwing up Roman salutes to Matt Hardy, but I decided to keep that out of the highlight reel.

The best Texan performance was by Alex Jones Commie Hunter, who wrangled with low level Commies in the Bernie Sanders entourage.

So, uh, not much happened there either. Fucking Sanders man. Guy needs to work on his mic skills. Big DIMES AJ was carrying the whole segment.

Wanna watch some Chris Benoit?

That was Benoit in 2001 on RAM against Angle, 2001 Royal Rumble against Jericho, Wrestlemania 21 versus Kane, and finally his suicide leap against Booker T on SmackDown in 2005.

Was Booker meant catch him or something? Holy Christ, what a madman.

Here is the Yuru Yuri ED. I wanted to finish strong.

Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie who’s keen on Conservative politics, Trump, and the Anime Right. Flu tablets are awesome.

 

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