By John Miller
Friday the 18th of May 2018
Oh shit, you thought Disney were done TRASHING the Star Wars franchise? Well take a seat and learn something from Kathleen Kennedy, straight white male scum. This ride never ends, and with America-hating pansexual faggot Donald Glover playing himself in what can only be described as a very effeminate slap to the face of Billy Dee Williams and based Black men everywhere, Disney has ratcheted up the degeneracy to Wiemar levels.
Hell, even if you’re a vanilla homosexual who identifies as the thing he was born as and will always biologically remain then you’re probably too conservative for Childish Gambino’s Star Wars, where even the robots are whining about gender politics.
The Kathleen Kennedy Star Wars Canon Pansexual Adventures of Han Solo and Friends is an abomination of a travesty of a fucking movie, and the only reason that I can imagine it was made was because Bob Iger is a fucking Communist who hates America and Freedom, and he wanted to take a giant shit on Walt Disney, Star Wars, Straight White Males, and his shareholders.
May Bob Iger, Kathleen Kennedy and Donald Glover burn on the lowest layer of Hell for this. I’m giving Ron Howard a pass because he clearly never even turned up to work.
GOMENASAI cocksucker who talked over a beat and danced like a spastic to promote degeneracy for Bob Iger. And fuck the lying press for trying to convince me that everything that gets click-farmed to hype shit movies is newsworthy.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie who’s keen on Conservative politics, Trump, and the Anime Right. Hollywood must burn.