By John Miller
Sunday the 29th of April 2018
Hey kid, need to memory hole what the voice actor for your favourite teen robot drama cartoon looks like after that DITF Special? Why not re-watch the whole Winter Cour in 12 minutes? In shitty MP4 quality because reasons.
You know you still need to watch episode 12 though right? That’s like the prequel to the Spring Cour. The good news is your show gets good in episode 13, then really bad in 14, and then pretty kind of OK again in the last episode. I didn’t include anything after the Beach episode desu, but if you want to know what happened in the Super Weak Episodes here’s three pictures.
As you can plainly see, three of these episodes were about how to become a top cuck, the correct way to apologise for the microaggression of sexualising the girl whose ass you use for a steering wheel in your gay looking robot, and how girls on the prowl for a dad prefer homosexuals to fat kids. There was also that episode about something else that I forgot about because it was boring.
I gave you the ED from the Beach Episode m9. I’m not sure what to say to you if you would rather watch Fatoshi crying, or Milkman getting all Rock Hudson on Kokoro.
On the topic of EDs, I was both sad and not shocked at all that Lost Period isn’t making a new one every week. So here is the ED from Chitose Get You, a short anime from 2002 that I enjoyed binge watching on Saturday instead of going to the shops or visiting my friends.
This is the second short anime that I watched an entire episode of without any resentment, and the first that I made it halfway through the series. It’s good fun.
I’m running out of Spring seasonals to drop, and currently working autistically through the history of anime based on alphabetical order, which is why I can also recommend Celestial Method. If you remember the Futurama episode where Fry’s dog waits for him you’ll probably catch feels for Noel and enjoy it when Sad girl slaps the protagonist.
This is a Sci-Fi/Supernatural slice of life, with plenty of Moe and Feels. UFOs Out Baka girl almost steals the show for a couple of episodes. Here is a clip of the five friends it is about trying to summon a UFO.
Travelling back in time to Friday Night, seasonal anime was Patrician as fuck. Two BATORU? Selectors using double LRIGs. What more could you possibly want faggot?
This week I laid down some Tek N9ne over WIXOSS. Did I spell that right? Word. WMV QUALITY upload? You know it, my man.
What else? Hinamatsuri was AOTS tier four weeks in a row. You already know this. You don’t need any more clips.
Milk Trucku was the surprise package of this episode. Just when you think you know everything about a woman who blackmails schoolgirls, robs the homeless, and gives bad advice to autistic children she goes and does a whole bunch of Good Samaritan shit.
Along with Hina, Anzu and Hitomi, Milk Trucku is one of the most interesting characters in seasonal anime right now.
Which brings us to Best Girl. Could Friday anime get any better than WIXOSS and Hinamatsuri? Of course, Kaos-chan makes everything better.
This was a Ruki-chan episode of Comic Girls. But those reaction faces. Oh Kaos-chan.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie who’s keen on Conservative politics, Trump, and the Anime Right. What the heck do I watch now?