Darlingfags on suicide watch as Franxx hits a previously undiscovered low

By John Miller

Monday the 16th of April 2018

 

You want to go from a really good episode to complete garbage again in just one week? Say no more fam, teen robot squad is on it. Episode 2 of the Spring reboot was so fucking bad that I decided to give Comic Girls episode 2 a watch straight after, just to help memory hole this poorly drawn Twilight tier bullshit.

Yeah I know episode 13 was kind of Disney, but when it was just Eo To and Kid Cuck on screen this was more than bearable. Hell, it was kawaii. Now I’ve gone back to hoping everyone will die.

Nothing interesting or unpredictable is ever going to happen. In Franxxworld the monsters don’t matter, nobody ever dies, and nothing gets hurt except the feelings of cuckolds. And everybody is a cuck.

Comic Girls in the Franxx is top QUALITY tho.

 

What was patrician two weeks in a row? Hinamatsuri, of course. God bless this anime, it’s really comfy.

This week Hina runs into an old friend and Nitta gets a love interest. They go out to a strip club with one of Hina’s pals from school. No “””fanservice””” pedoshit, just 100% comfy AF high quality anime. Well done, Kadokawa.

 

I don’t know what the deal is with whatever whatever WIXOSS. Last week I watched it and felt strangely compelled to mix it up with some Drake, because I really liked it but I thought it was stupid. It’s just Yuri Pokemon, amirite?

WRONG. Episode 2 made me understand that Something Something WIXOSS is a fucking masterpiece, and if you don’t agree then you’re an idiot and I hate you.

I have no idea what it is that I just watched, and I’m pretty sure that if I was the manufacturer of WIXOSS trading cards I’d sue the studio for making kids think that if they bought my shit their mom was going to die, but this show is amazing.

Truly this is the Twin Peaks of anime. I even edited out half of the Vivaldi track I threw over it for no apparent reason except I’ve recently watched Your Lie in April for some 25% speed Moonlight Sonata. We Cthulu now.

 

Hopefully Crossing Time will live up to it’s first episode, and Golden Kumuy will begin a redemption arc. Kakuriyo is my QUALITY show. They better damn well not fix it.

So remember to give Crunchy your five bucks, and buy the DVDs if it changes your life or whatever.

Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie who’s keen on Conservative politics, Trump, and the Anime Right desu.

 

 

 

 

 

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