STRONGEST CHOCOLATE: BRING MORE 9s

By John Miller

Monday the 2nd of April 2018

 

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Alas, I had to leave the trenches at 6am to go and worship the arisen Christ.

It all seemed pretty sorted though desus, with only 6 hours left to run down the clock. Although there was this baka. Typical XBoxfag.

I got home just in time to witness the miraculous ascension of our Peanutbros, who we had stood by all through the night when they were dead last, and who had stood by us during the glorious overthrow of Cr*me.

In the end the Chocolate machine came undone, but it still felt like an amazing victory. /a/ was on point with top tier camaraderie, and /pol/ was salty as fuck, apart from the Chocobros and Peanutbros, which was entirely gratifying.

Laughing at the Peeps was godly, and Cr*eme delivered tons of the most delicious salt. We all kinda felt bad for the Minis though, who made lots of top tier content while we were shitposting to victory. Poor Yotsuba.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Gookmoot and our mods (and jannies) for a great April 1st. I didn’t get any sleep at all last night. Worth it.

And in the end, everyone was a winner. Except for the Cr*mefags. Those salty fags fucking suck lol.

In a much realer sense, Peanut was the real winner. So congratulations to them. But you know we got Xboxtard to sink us on purpose right?

Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie who’s keen on Conservative politics, Trump, and the Anime Right. Chocobros for life. Choc Cirno best girl forever. Honourable mention to Chocula.

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