By John Miller
Thursday the 11th of January 2017
Fake News really hates Cryptocurrency, because the owners and financiers of Lugenpresse want you to keep your money in the banks, where it is declining rapidly in value compared to Crypto. The reason – they need you to keep it handy to impulse buy all the worthless shit that their ad buyers think you ought to need to feel slightly better about your Wagecuck life.
This time they have pulled out Fossil Economy guru Warren Buffet to tell us what to do, the Boomer who thinks that Cryptocurrency is a bad thing because the kids who won’t get off his lawn are all getting rich on it.
Welp, Warren Buffet will be dead soon, and when he dies I’ll post the price of Bitcoin, and if it isn’t higher than $13,300, or whatever it is right now that the Kimchi bitches are getting bullied out of their coins by the Davos set that run South Korea, then I owe you a coke, Smithers.
The best thing about Boomers, apart from them destroying our way of life because they needed a never-ending supply of cheap labour so that their shitty stock market investments could garner returns one tenth of what Crypto generates organically as Alt Life investors check out of wagecucking and check into Coin lyfe, is that they keep surging into the market quite predictably every time we have a Bitcoin/Ripple/Ethereum gold rush that gets in the Fake News, and this turbo charges the already massive gains of quick movers.
It doesn’t really make up for the disjointed societies with no morals, the two-track economy with those paying rents trapped in working poverty, or any of the other bullshit that Worst Generation pulled, but at least it’s something.
Everybody wants to get off the plantation, and Davos is happy to replace us with Third World labour too. Well they can all go to hell for all I care, and there are plenty of people who think just like me, even in Red China and South Korea, and every other police state where Big Brother thinks he can stop the Coin.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities