Britain is Sodom now: Englishmen raped on Christmas Eve by roaming packs of homos

By John Miller

Monday the 25th of December, 2017

 

According to ironic reports being generated by the BBC, there was an epidemic of young Englishmen being Windrushed from behind and enriched by gangs of shirt-lifters this Christmas season, or whatever its secular Islamic holiday equivalent is in the British Isles these days.

In the latest example of Extreme Diversity & Tolerance, a young English chap out carolling on the night before Christmas was dragged into a park and brutally buggered within earshot of the Archbishop of Canterbury’s episcopal mansion, but in all fairness to Justin Welby he was probably too busy banging out articles for the Guardian denying the historicity of Christ to personally intervene.

And to be sure, if he known, the Archbishop would have speedily rushed over and tagged himself in for a bumming, the modern C of E being a thoroughly gay friendly organisation and all that.

Britain, which used to be an Empire, but now only exists to denigrate European culture and mock Homer with wildly inappropriate casting and historical revisionism, is in shock tonight as they wonder where all this is leading.

The rapists were described as being Greek demi-godlike by the terrified Britbong men.

Having already handed over their daughters to the grooming gangs, and with the White Van Man know getting dragged into the bushes and passed around like cigarettes, perhaps a return to the Puritan values that made Britain Great in the first place might be in order?

Is there still a Lord Protector left amongst you lot?

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Time for a Long Parliament, a New Model Army, and a purifying of the state Church with fire.

 

Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.

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