By John Miller
Sunday the 24th of December, 2017
An elite Antifa tactical warrior was seen attempting make Frogger real and failing badly today, while protesting the March for Jesus in Portland.
Relatively quiet since their November 4 Chimpout Revolution, when a loosely affiliated scumbag shot up a rural Church in Texas and another Socialist attacked Rand Paul while he was at home with the family, Antifa have now decided to try and ruin Christmas, and gotten run over by some passing geezer in a red ute.
A second soyboy managed to shuffle away from the Danger Zone just in time – praise, uh, Lenin.
Christians from the March for Jesus attempted to administer first aid to the Bolshevik agitator. The red ute has been diagnosed with herpes and HPV, and is undergoing counselling.
Communist Fuhrer Bernie Sanders salutes you gomrades.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.