By John Miller (Drunkposting Edition)
Tuesday the 19th of December, 2017
Lapsed Catholic and cock fancying HERETIC Rodrigo ‘swinger’ Duterte shocked the Christian world yesterday when he outed himself as a closet homo in front of a group of lascivious child-grooming Satanic perverts.
Duterte, who rode to power as a Catholic bad-boy who allegedly kills junkies and Commies for fun now stands unmasked as a NANCY-BOY FAGGOT who probably has never even fired a gun.
If you see this filthy dildo enthusiast, please report him to the ghost of Ferdinand Marcos or your local Inquisition for immediate execution.
To be honest, I always had my doubts about this little poofter. What kind of man says he’s a Socialist FFS.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.