Trump to break salt records with next MAGA blockbuster: Chimpout 2 Welfare purge Boogaloo

By John Miller

Saturday the 16th of December, 2017


What do you get the guy who has everything for Christmas? More Liberal tears, of course.

Hasn’t this man already given us enough for Christmas, though? He already broke Reddit by slaying Obamanet, and turned Eminem into Moby, and he’s about to sign YUGE tax cuts into law.

Not to mention the share market is still outperforming all expectations, doubling and tripling the lackadaisical Obama era economic growth. It just surged to a stunning 4%.

But no, President Trump is like a set of steak knives, there’s always MOAR.

And so here comes the Donald with the next salt delivery – this time courtesy of the Kings and Queens of Welfare.

Safe and comfy from the entitlement chopping blocks – Seniors and Vets.

Up for the chop – able bodied layabouts.

With the economy going full steam ahead and jobs growth going bananas it’s time for these bums to go get a job – and the President is going to help out by kicking their lazy ass off the welfare rolls.

If there is one silver lining to the RINOs and that fat sneaky fcuk Rove teaming up with Bezos and WAPO to swiftboat Judge Roy with lewd tales of dates with 17-year-olds, then it is that all of sudden Congress is highly motivated to get things done.

Everyone realises now that disunity is death, and there are probably lots of Congressman and Senators that aren’t willing to jump off the gravy train just yet.

So expect a flurry of activity between now and when Doug Jones is seated. Taxes are already agreed on, but before the ink evens dries on the latest round of cat wrangling deals, Welfare Reform is up.

This should be a no-brainer and an easy win for Republicans, as long as they all realise straight from the get-go that Trump won’t budge on no cuts to Medicare for seniors, take a chill pill, and play Budget Hawk on the lords of welfare that everyone actually hates – the guy who sleeps in and does nothing all day.

Nobody wants to push granny off a cliff, but if the ass-clown who is just going to bed while you’re stuffing half cooked toast in your mouth and running off to get yelled at by your boss is suddenly forced to get his shit together and go get a job – well that’s just outstanding.

And it’s not just about the schadenfreude either, it’s about doing the right thing with some tough love. Everybody hates growing up, and these days kids are over-mothered and think the world owes them a living. That’s just setting them up for failure.

Handouts become dependency, and before you know it you’ve got intergenerational breakdown, and if a father can’t put food on the table, and the government plays Big Daddy, a complete collapse of Christian order.

Welfare is Satanic, and getting folks off the welfare is the right and proper thing to do. Our past generations knew that Christianity was a religion of hard work and thrift, and I don’t care what some modern Divinity School faggot has to say on the matter, because those heathens can’t even tell a man from a woman any more.

So bring on those welfare cuts President Trump. Do it for Jesus and America, and know that no matter how much handwringing it causes amongst those rooting for a collapse of Christian civilisation, you’ll have all the backing you need from the Christian working class.

And as the Chimpocalypse descends upon us again, and the salty tears of the welfare dependent and the crocodile tears of the chattering classes with whom they have formed a symbiotic relationship rain down upon us, let us all enjoy the salt of these losers.

It is time to bust the American poor off the Democrat welfare plantations, and get them fully rehabilitated and working as free Americans before the Mid-terms, because a man with a job and a future is an America First voter. MAGA.

Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.

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