By John Miller
Tuesday the 5th of December, 2017
Korean gamers are outraged that the best leader Firaxis could come up with for glorious Korean civilisation is chubby Queen Seondeok, who is already being flamed on Steam as a Kimchi bitch, which is their national version of a gold-digging whore. Why, Firaxis, why?
What is worse, Queen Seondeok was a notorious Chinese puppet ruler. What did Firaxis mean by this?
And when Civilization 6 and its latest DLC eventually makes it way to North Korea, will this result in all-out NUCLEAR WAR?
And why u no choose President Kim for Civ 6 anyway guy? He got those GOOD rockets!
United for the first time since the 50s or whenever: Koreans north and south of the 38th parallel, where the starving and heavily irradiated Norks and the heavily plastic surgeried and the room-bound NEETS of South Korea alike are united in FURY, at the most insulting choice for a national leader since Carmen Lawrence in Civ 3.
Following Sejong the Great in Civ 5, the man who personally created and wrote the Hangul alphabet for Korea, nobody at all was probably better than offering one of the most avid gaming markets in the world the ridiculous Queen Seondeok, who only ascended to the throne of Silla because the Tang Dynasty liked her bone structure.
If anybody knows where I could get any Tang, it would probably be Seondeok.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.