Jokes are rape: whinging Pom heard sexism in the Bush, seeks crowdfunding and national apology

By John Miller

Sunday the 3rd of December, 2017


Remember that time you went to Australia and you weren’t literally raped because we’re not some third world shithole like the slums of England, but you had to do hard work for the first time in your life, and while you were doing it some cheeky nuct said something to offend your Entitlement Grrrl ears?

Well some gap year sperg from Blighty remembers  – and it was CHILLING, apparently. Aussie Farmers hurt my feels. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah.

CHILLING – some pervy farmhand cracked a joke about whether she would rather work naked one time.

Woah, I’m literally shaking. Next time maybe she should go fruit picking in one of those places where they actually rape, so she can tell the difference between rape and lewd behaviour.

And if the Mob doesn’t kill her afterwards, just imagine the crowdfunding.


Mzzzz Katherine Stoner will doubtless raise a small fortune from similarly entitled women, and come back to Australia to lecture us all about why all our farmers are terrible, and get standing ovations from blue haired faggots in Sydney and Melbourne.

And this is what constitutes sexual assault and rape today. These are words that have lost their original meaning, and been hijacked by a lucrative me-too industry that funnels money from horny idiots to gold digging whores.

Never mind that somewhere in the world, like the Hollywood hills, women are actually getting raped. The worst generation in history has internalised the constant stream of media bullshit about men, and are completely convinced that EVERYTHING is sexual assault, unless Chad did it, or it’s in one of their creepy sex movies.

Hurry up, White Kinghts! Go crowdfund this film so our whinging Pom can tell you all about her feelings, you beta-orbiters and virtue signalling Soyboy Bugmen.

Let’s try and make an even worse generation than Millennials, shall we?


Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.

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