England can’t handle the bants, Trump DROPS whinging Poms

By John Miller

Friday the 1st of December, 2017

 

When Trump decided he didn’t want to spend January being scolded by Theresa while the Islamic hordes of Al-Britani howled for his blood outside, he knew exactly what to do. Just mention that Little Pakistan is a third world crud-hole with no friends, no money, and no future except Taliban-tier Islam.

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Never mind that Trump goes to Saudi Arabia and gets along fine with REAL Arabs, dancing around with swords and selling them jet fighters.

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In London it’s considered a security risk to mention that Al-Britani is where the Islamic world sends all its garbage.

Oi Bruv, dats raysis innit. Now got to prayers or I’ll chuck acid on your face.

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No thanks England, we’re Anglo-Saxon.

Also praising Allah today, the Mosque dwelling welfare recipients who were expected to flood British streets to protest the return of a Christian ruler to London. But slightly disappointed, because they also expected him to hand over his blonde child to be raped, as is the fashion in Al-Britani since the Islamic invasion.

Claiming victory for Allah and Islam over the Kuffar, Emir Khan of the London Trucal States led ten thousand Jihadis in a bout of 7th century Arab cosplay shouting Death to America and Behead all the Infidels through the streets of London, looking resplendent on his camel, which as it turns out is also one of his four wives.

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Not to worry Britbongs, America has you covered. Here comes dat 40-year-old roasty Princess.

Oi Bruv, Princess Megan iz just like Dianna innit.

No word yet on when the lucky bride to be is getting acid thrown in her face.

A recent undated photo shows two unidentified metr

Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.

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