Homo Centrelinkus: lazy Millennial crypto-NEETs can’t be bothered to finish Uni OR get a job

By John Miller

Wednesday the 29th of November, 2017

 

Do you have a Homo Centrelinkus “””man””” still living in your nest, Australia? He, she, xe, or xer is easily recognisable, and seldom travels anywhere unless you give them your credit card, in which case they are immediately off to Europe to take pictures of themselves with that slack-jawed Bugman Soyboy smile so that they can show everybody on their social media that they are indeed living a pointless and wasted life of unearned privilege.

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Homo Centrelinkus otherwise is playing vidya and fapping to trap and sissy porn all day, while YOU go out and pay for their splendour.

And don’t even think of lending them twenty bucks that they totally will pay you back on Centrelink day: everybody knows they’ll just burn that money straight up in their bong and then use their Austudy dole money to buy another baseball hat and basketball top, because when they’re not being a virtue signalling faggot who hates our American allies they like to sit around looking like they were dressed by Madison Avenue.

What was the point of giving these little faggots a free ride with education again?

 

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New statistics today from the overpaid bureaucrats whose job it is to tell us things we already know:

30% of uni grads have no jerb within four months of graduating. These kids I actually have some sympathy for, because at least they saw it through, and there are no good jobs in Australia any more. Sorry Princess Snowflake, but you’re just going to pull your socks up and carry shit like the rest of us. Nobody wants you to be the CEO of their company.

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Here’s the kicker though. The Four-Year degree has now become the Ten-Year plan to graduate at some point, with TWO-THIRDS OF UNDERGRADS still swanning around Uni after SIX YEARS.

Sweet Jesus and Mary, no wonder these Homo Centrelinkus poofters won’t leave the nest and start a family, the free ride will keep them in school until they hit retirement.

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Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.

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