By John Miller
Wednesday the 29th of November, 2017
In what can only be described as alarming news, two teenage Hajis have been charged with plotting to MASSACRE all their schoolmates with guns and explosives. No word yet on where they were expecting to get guns and bombs from, but I’m looking at you ISIS.
Coulter’s Law is in effect, as parents all across Australia go WHAT. THE. BLOOODY. HECK. Is wrong with this stupid country???
Deserving lavish praise – Aussie cops, who in the space of just two days have taken down a Somali Haji who was planning to shoot up New Year’s Eve in Melbourne, and now these little pricks who were going to kill all the kids at Renmark High in country South Australia.
Just for the benefit of my international readers, Junior High School in Australia is for 13, 14, and 15 year olds; Senior High School for 16 and 17 year olds. So at least one of the kids was retarded.
Probably mad he didn’t get to do Gap Year in Raqqa.
Breathing a sigh of relief: the Riverland region and a grateful nation. Not so happy, Australia haters.
The wastes of skin will now be treated to a life of ease in the South Australian juvenile justice system, unless some faggot judge decides that they were gud boyz and dindu nuffin.
Who knows what to expect? Australian Judges generally only like children when they’re tied up and drugged, and they couldn’t care less about what happens to us peasants that can’t do that gay little Freemason’s secret hand-shake.
South Australian police meanwhile have discovered homemade body-armour and bombs, and confiscated an array of knives.
Their massacre was originally planned for the last Australian Winter, and then moved up to the Spring. It is alleged that the terrorfags most recent plan was to carry out their attack before the Summer holidays.
One boy, 16, has been charged with solicit to murder. His accomplice, 18, has been charged with four counts of aggravated threats.
The offence of solicit to murder carries a maximum penalty of life imprisonment.
Police became aware of the plot after the teenagers began telling others about it.
“And then they told other people. Soon it became known to quite a number of people, ” Detective Superintendent Bray of SA police said.
Thank you Chinese whispers for saving the Riverland from another Columbine.
Police first became aware of the planned attack on November 3, and both teenagers were arrested on November 10.
Remember all those heart warming stories that the ABC ran about resettling refugees in the Riverland and Renmark back in 2015 just after Malcolm and the diversity faggots took over the Coalition? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
It’s all part and parcel of living in the Bush now, lads.
Thanks, Malcolm. And thanks ABC. Much cultural enrichment.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.