By John Miller
Tuesday the 28th of November, 2017
We all know that Red Meat is good for us, and Red Tomatoes, and Red Grapes. In fact the only thing Red that isn’t good seems to be the Red Chinese Communism that is taking over Hollyweird and LA, where the soyboy bugmen are refusing to eat their vegetables.
As regular lurkers of the repository of all internet wisdom and its dankest memes are aware, onions are an essential part of every Christian diet. And not just the regular onions that you chuck on the barbie, make sure you get some Red Onion in there too.
The Red Onion has been well known to physicians for centuries for its curative properties, and it is packed full of ALL the nutritious flavonoids that you’re probably not getting anywhere else in your diet. Make sure you eat a Red Onion at least once a week, or go to Hell.
Tones eat raw onions to give him the strength to endure Malcolm Turnbull’s never-ending heathen faggotry, but you probably lack his amazing discipline and pure will.
If you’re a Califag soyboy bugman LA Times reader, you’re probably on your way to Hell already, so why even bother about your health, or showering, or doing anything? You guys should just stick to your regular diet of semen and petroleum jelly, which is probably packed with nutritious AIDs – but just don’t ask if your breakfast ACTUALLY comes with the AIDs, or Governor Moonbeam will send you to jail.
Irrelevant legacy media whores like the faggots at the LA times aside, many cancers are preventable with changes in diet, so if you don’t want to DIE OF CANCER, then why not just eat the onion bro? You’re already walking around with you mouth open, why not freshen up that slack-jawed Bugman face?
Onions are packed with antioxidants that increase the activity of powerhouse anti-cancer agents like Glutathione and Superoxide Dismutase. These are your front-line defence systems which inhibit inflammation, repair DNA and tissue damage, neutralise free radicals, eliminate carcinogens from the liver, and support your detoxification pathways that remove toxins from the body.
GEOTUS needs to tweet some Onion awareness, lest Red America falls for the soyboy diet, which produces not only cancer riddled degenerates, but lethargic sperm, and ugly children that turn into homosexuals.
So what are you waiting for, anon? Stop being a Soyboy Bugman faggot. Do you want gay kids??
EAT THAT ONION, son!!!
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.