By John Miller
Monday the 27th of November, 2017
Triple J, the Australian-taxpayer funded queer Socialist bong enthusiast propaganda radio network that teaches the kids of real Australians to think like the poofters who go to dinner parties in Sydney and Melbourne think they should, has decided that the next target for the Cultural Marxists who are subverting our youth will be Australia Day.
Going forwards, the same heathens who recently ruined our Churches hope to also take down our flag and the throw the borders open, but right now they’ve decided that it’s Australia Day that has to go.
First up, moving the Hot 100, an Aussie institution on Australia Day since way-back, to a far more diversity sensitive and tolerant date. No more Australia Day for you, pigs who paid for our splendour. Choke on your Invasion Day, CIS WHITE SCUM.
No word yet on whether we will get any music at all on Australia Day, but if they had it I’m sure they’d be more than happy to play a mix-tape of Penny Wong and the Aboriginal Transsexual Satanic Temple Choir chanting Death to Australia while they burned the flag and cursed my ancestors.
Why all the hate bro? We just brought you heathen ingrates Jesus and a pair of trousers FFS.
At least if they start banging on about all the discoveries made during the alleged 60-thousand-year Golden Age of native cultural accomplishments that I’m supposed to be apologising for interrupting it shouldn’t take too long.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.