By John Miller
Monday the 27th of November, 2017
When notorious Haji and Death to America zealot Will Smith called for all Trump supporters to be PURGED last year, nobody in the Black community took him seriously. And you probably forgot that he existed, until his kid turned up in the gossip news just now, complaining about that HARD KNOCK LIFE. Jej wut?
Lucky for the Fresh Prince of Jihad, his resonance amongst white Atheists who support Antifa never waned, and if we are to blame Las Vegas and the Texas Church shooting on anyone who isn’t Keith Olbermann or George Soros, then we may as well blame Will Smith, who was practically there every step of the way, egging them on.
While these losers were rationalising killing their fellow citizens and Trump loving humans worldwide, just because we love Jesus and Donald Trump, and not Allah and leopard-skin pumps, or whatever it is that the bat-shit insane Left are into these days, they doubtless heard the siren call of the guy from Men in Black, and who I also liked in Independence Day before he wanted me dead.
After killing his crossover appeal with Middle America and in White Christian households generally everywhere by flirting with Radical Islamic Terrorism, and helping to wreck the DC franchise for Hollyweird, Will Smith just sort of ran away and into hiding.
What is he up to these days?
Apparently the answer is being a BAD PARENT, which probably isn’t true, but as he is a bad person who WANTS ME DEAD I’ll run with it.
I for one am glad that Will Smith is back in the news, and I look forward to some spicy memes on Reddit The Donald about it, and possibly some schadenfreude from /pol/.
For one thing, I have missed the wisdom of Jadenism.
So thanks Google, for aggregating me a story about how hard life has been for Willow, but I think I’ll just leave that young lady alone. She seems pretty normal, desu, in an ungrateful daughter kind of way.
Far less normal, American terrorist Will Smith, who remains at large to spew his hate speech, while his fellow Americans are gunned down by his rabid followers.
Less serious still, Jaden Smith, who was probably just experimenting with drugs in 2015 when he shared his wisdom, and is probably a perfectly good kid otherwise, but this shite is funny, so let’s roll with it one more time.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.