Kodak moment: Mong who never worked a day in her life wants 60,000 Aussie coal miners to go on the dole

By John Miller

Monday the 27th of November, 2017


In the latest episode of things that are true because your hairdresser’s boyfriend heard it at uni from some smug Marxist once, Australian media have decided that we are not doing enough to abase ourselves and our national interests to the Global Warming cult, and have wheeled out the big guns: some old hag in London whose pronoun is Mzz.


Mzzzzzz. Christiana Figueres, the United Nations climate change chief who no doubt sleeps well smothered in wine and cats, today pontificated on why Australia should shoot itself in the head, Kodak moments, and generally did everything in her power to wreck the industry that directly employs 60 Thousand Aussies, and a further 140 or so Thousand in related industries.

Australia is still number 5 in coal production, despite the best efforts of Malcolm Turnbull to turn good jobs into bad carbon credits, to suit all of his devil worshipping Merchant Banker poofter mates down at the Lodge.

tbullgMzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Figueres is growing impatient too.

“Why you no destroy 40 BILLION export industry already, Malcolm??? MALCOLM, y u no do what I say you, MALCOLM???!@!!???” screeched the deranged UN bureaucrat, in between dips in the UN caviar pool, and riding around London in a divan laughing at local peasants, who have to go to work while she screeches at them all day.

Naturally, local Australian media are all over this latest national emergency, and are truly embarrassed to still live in a nominally Christian country where everybody doesn’t work in an eco-friendly job like un-employed house-husband, and ride their bike to Centrelink once a fortnight to be scolded by some public service homo for not spending four years studying gender politics so they could work for the Department of Welfare and Gender Roles.


No but wait. I’m missing the main point here: coal-fired power is being eclipsed by renewable energy. LOL kfn wut?

For the last decade all our electricity bills have been skyrocketing while you faggots chase the unicorn of renewable base load, and with no end in sight to this madness now that you’ve forked over hundreds of millions to South African scammer Elon Musk for your giant batteries.

I guess we can just keep on sucking it up. Thanks from a grateful nation for turning electricity into a luxury item, IDIOTS.


Oh look at me, I have an Apple phone AND I can afford to re-charge it. And now to go to work all week to pay for it. Totally worth it.

Ahem, but meanwhile coal could have done the job for half the price, and what is more it pays 4 BILLION DOLLARS a year in royalties.

Do you complete and utter faggots even understand that the only reason we have renewables at all is because people like Mzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Figueres need a job, and so they take the money from a real industry like coal, and move it into a UNICORN INDUSTRY like sunshine and wind power, cream off a few MILLION for themselves and their Socialist buddies, and then act like coal miners out to be ashamed of themselves for subsidising their fancy-pants lifestyle? Huh? Do you???


“The fact is that we are already seeing the decline of coal,” gloated Mzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Figueres who is based in London to the ABC, which is based in an alternate reality.

We all know that the ABC hates Australia, and Four Corners recently tipped a bucket on Adani to suit its Death to Australia agenda. Why these bastards, who ought only to exist to bring TV to the Bush, seem to think it is within their remit to keep the unemployment rate as high as possible in FNQ is anybody’s guess, but it probably has something to with Socialism and gay awareness.

If this Fake Conservative government wants to walk away from coal, then good luck ever forming another government ever, because the Nationals are on life support right now, and I for one will be more than happy to see it replaced entirely by Katter Party guys, who pretty much represent EXACTLY what the old National party used to anyway.


Likewise I ought to remind the Labour party that you started out as a worker’s party, and not everybody can go straight from student politics to Canberra, so don’t think you’re immune to being burnt down to the ground at the next election either, just because your brand of Godless Atheism seems to be on the rise right now.

Paris be damned. I’ll see all you bastards on a stockade in the Hunter.


Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.

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