By John Miller
Thursday the 23rd of November, 2017
Well not really, on this first day of the Ashes I am mindful all over again that this is the species of human that dropped us off in front of cliffs bristling with Turkish machine guns at Gallipoli, who bowled Body Line at us because they are rampant cheats, and then surrendered us to the Japanese at Singapore.
But apart from that you Brits are mostly alright chaps.
Then of course there is my own firm conviction that homosexuals generally act as a Godless conspiratorial cabal to advance degeneracy for its own sake, and that their miserable and ironically named gay little cult is the root cause not only of Western decline, but of all the strife which exists within society.
Milo then might ordinarily be a loathsome figure to me. When a full-blown degenerate heathen puts on a MAGA hat and suddenly everyone who is a Trump supporter or a Conservative is expected to suddenly answer for them to all the homosexual degenerates who control the Left wing Fake News, I might ordinarily be expected to hate them.
In this case, and on this particular day, I will make a dispensation. After all, who doesn’t want to see former University of Melbourne roastie and current Greens Senator for Godless Victoria stick a fork in her eye?
And this is precisely what the stupid bitch Janet Rice has just promised to do on Twitter, when Milo visits the Australian parliament next month.
Why is she so afraid of the favourite childhood drink of kids with parents who dared diabetes to bring it on? What are you even talking about? Weren’t you even paying attention while you were reading before?
Milo Yiannopoulos is the gay leader of the Alt Right who isn’t Richard Spencer, isn’t a Nazi, doesn’t hate Jews (although he may be self-loathing), and hasn’t killed any women (although he has probably fantasised about it).
Yiannopoulos is the very embodiment of opposition to Third Wave Feminism, and a strident opponent of open borders and creeping Jihad.
Unfortunately he is also a flaming degenerate, but I guess two out of three ain’t bad.
Milo’s Australian tour of homosexual degeneracy begins on the 30th of November in Sydney (figures), and he will be appearing in Adelaide, Perth, Melbourne, the Gold Coast, and Parliament House in Canberra.
Melbourne anons are encouraged to Periscope Janet Rice blinding herself with a fork, her first useful gift to the nation, and possibly theirs also.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I’m an Aussie and when I’m not obsessing about Conservative politics or defending Trump I also enjoy various sports and Christian activities.