By John Miller
Thursday the 16th of November, 2017
Hey kids, you wanna get high?
Junky Trudeau the Socialist Canadian despot is super cereal, and he wants to avenge his dead Cuban dictator father by completely addicting North America to HARD DRUGS.
Having ridden a wave of millennial dope thirst to electoral victory, and narrowly avoiding a helicopter ride in the Philippines where BASED Duterte immediately pegged him for a dope-peddling Nancy-boy scumbag, Trudeau has now set his sights on TOTAL addiction for Canada.
Phase One is already complete, after Dude Weed made it totally legit for any creep with a van full of candy and a giant dope bag full of Mary-jane to park outside your kid’s school in Canada and flip off the Royal Mounties while peddling the Gateway drug of choice.
So, like, uh, what’s next for Canada, my dude?
Welp, Junky Trudeau NOW thinks a North American heroin epidemic is not nearly good enough, and he hopes to transform it into a mega-PANDEMIC by unleashing a blizzard of heroin onto the streets of Canada.
AND almost unnoticed amidst all his other Communist BS, Trudeau already began handing out FREE Diacetylmorphine, LAST SEPTEMBER.
That wacky Dude Weed, he’s already handing out pharmaceutical-grade heroin like candy to anybody who claims to be addict, and he STILL WANTS TO LEGALISE for realsies HEROIN NEXT.
Yeah screw all this FAKE Heroin that Dude Weed gave me, I want muh REAL heroin.
Socialism. Not even once.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy. These days I spend all my spare time defending the best (and only worthy) President of the United States since Reagan. Totally worth it. Bring back that 80s prosperity and the Moral Majority, Mr President. Christians4Trump. MAGA.