By John Miller
Thursday the 16th of November, 2017
Gerry and Friends, having already forgotten their last good thrashing at the hands of the Anglosphere, is gearing up for war yet again, with an announcement today by Italian war pig Federica Mussolini that there will be no peace in our time.
The stunning full and immediate reconstitution of the Axis Powers under the guise of an EU Army was no sooner pronounced, than a full alliance made with the Iranian terror state against us.
Having had her plot of conquest by stealth thwarted by plucky English voters one too many times, and with the fortunes of Great Britain at a low ebb under Theresa Chamberlain, Herr Merkel has finally crossed the Rubicon, told her puppet Federica what to say, and then scurried back to Mordor to make more Orcs.
German militarism has reared its ugly head, and Allied forces must be ready to strike it down again.
The 23 nations of the Axis of Antichrist forces provide a thin covering to the naked German ambition for Lebensraum, and we have already begun the countdown to the day that this new continental army of destruction will be unleashed upon us.
The feckless French threw up the white flag years ago, and most of Europe has now joined them. All will require the liberating touch of the next Bomber Harris. The Low Countries were swift to sign on too, and are now indistinguishable from any other part of Herr Merkel’s Greater Reich.
It was only to be expected that Poundland Napoleon would lay down and surrender all his forces to Herr Merkel, who gratifies his granny fetish, but for the Poles to so blithely allow themselves to be annexed by Berlin is quite frankly astonishing. One can only conclude that they were drunk when they signed away control over their borders to a foreign army, something which always leads to a fresh partition of Poland, as soon as the dissembling German sees his chance.
The brave Danes meanwhile are holding out against the menacing forces of the reconstituted Wehrmacht, and the Allies ought to give them all of Schleswig and Holstein back, after Fritz has been given his next solid beating, and the wretched German is surrendering clay to all his neighbours again.
Ireland too is resisting Merkel’s lures for now, and we can only hope that that the Emerald Isle stays neutral and safe in the upcoming continental conflagration.
Italy has joined the Axis powers from the outset, but wogs routinely change sides, so we shall see what side they are on by the time the fighting starts. Brave Malta is still holding out, and the Royal Navy ought to be able to destroy the decrepit Axis Mediterranean Fleet at the outset of the war, and keep the island safe and in supply.
Portugal is still the best ally of the Anglosphere, and British, American, Canadian, Australian and New Zeeland forces ought to be able to make a swift push into the Iberian Peninsula from Lisbon, and swiftly knock the Spanish out of the war.
The Spanish do not like to fight, or work, or shower, so our Anglosphere boys will make light work of them. Hold tight Barcelona, the full liberation of Catalan is coming, as soon as Herr Merkel is up for it.
Is there any point in even mentioning the other combatants? We won’t see much of them, and they will spend most of the war running away from superior Anglosphere forces while we drop bombs on them.
The only wild-card: will the Russians be tempted to re-occupy Eastern Europe, and rape Berlin again? The only thing that could possibly stop them from parking their tanks on top of the Reichstag twice within a hundred years would be if the Germans surrendered to us swiftly enough.
Yes lads, our victory is assured. For we in the Anglosphere don’t want to go to war, but by jingo if we do, we’ve got the men, we’ve got the guns, and we’ve got the money too.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy. These days I spend all my spare time defending the best (and only worthy) President of the United States since Reagan. Totally worth it. Bring back that 80s prosperity and the Moral Majority, Mr President. Christians4Trump. MAGA.