By John Miller
Wednesday the 15th of November, 2017
My exams went well, thanks for asking.
Dateline crikey: The 4.8 million hard pressed Aussie Christians were today outvoted by the several millions of fly-blown disease-struck Jezebels who run around shrieking at passers-by on weekends, the polyamorous soyboy pegging enthusiasts they lead around on leashes, and the ambivalent and apathetic Bugman class of half-men who have ridden a Red Chinese wave of Satanic investment to middling prosperity.
May the Good Lord have mercy upon this nation and may God save the Queen, because nothing can save you silver worshipping harlots now.
Jesus Christ himself will uproot the prosperity that they have enjoyed for the last 25 years.
Do you remember the Celtic Tiger, ye reckless fools?
Well, it too decided to hand itself over to the DEVIL – and now the nation Saint Patrick went from top to bottom sanctifying has become a third world abyss run by a Hindoo nurse where even the ancient art of hurling is barely even recognisable as a Christian art.
HA, so how do you think things will work out for you, feckless Bolshevik conformists of DOWN UNDER?
Remember your last RECESSION? The 20% interest rates under economist-of-the-year Keating?
As the Bank repossesses your home and the globalists send your job off to Mexico, remember that YOU voted for this, you Christ denying heathens.
Also I may have drunk an immoderate amount.
But I did do really well in my tax law exam today. Also national crisis.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy. These days I spend all my spare time defending the best (and only worthy) President of the United States since Reagan. Totally worth it. Bring back that 80s prosperity and the Moral Majority, Mr President. Christians4Trump. MAGA.