The 135th article: So long and thanks for all the fish

By John Miller

Saturday the 11th of November, 2017

 

Welp, I have certainly enjoyed this blog, and I am glad to have given so many strangers, as well as my many past and present friends, a window into the rage that is building up in the leafy suburbs of Middle Earth.

Freezepeach

To the millennials I have known at Murdoch, and to the future generations of pansexual aliens who stand to inherit the Earth because meek Christians let it drop from their limp wrists: Fair thee well.

Jeez I can’t believe I have an exam in 48 hours and I haven’t done any study for a month because I wanted to be a Conservative Christian blogger.

Teh Lulz

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Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I spent all my spare time for the last month defending President Trump and Evangelical Christianity and attacking his/their critics. It was fun.

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