By John Miller
Thursday the 9th of November, 2017
Bill Nye, the Left wing Netflix celebrity made famous by his catchy YouTube video about sex junk, today said his final farewells to a less than adoring home crowd on Reddit. In a rambunctious AMA session on what is ordinarily a Far-Left safe space for cuck-feelings, Nye ritually disembowelled himself while the internet gleefully watched.
Nye, who recently admitted that he had failed to convince the masses to adopt his utterly discredited theory of man-made Antarctic melt, and his patently absurd gender spectrum model, gasped out a mea culpa to science along with final farewells.
His and hers, not xis and xers.
So it is settled. There are only two genders.
Justin Castro, the hipster Nancy-boy Socialist dictator who rules over a Kingdom of Third Wave Feminism with a limp wrist somewhere up in the Arctic Circle, immediately launched a prosecution of the corpse in absentia.
He later apologised.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy. These days I spend all my spare time defending the best (and only worthy) President of the United States since Reagan. Totally worth it. Bring back that 80s prosperity and the Moral Majority, Mr President. Christians4Trump. MAGA.