By John Miller
Thursday the 9th of November, 2017
As a fairly regular lurker of the internet’s most hallowed shrine of GEOTUS, I was pleasantly surprised to see AJ online today and answering questions. I didn’t really have any witty bants or even a particularly good question, I just wanted to ask Alex if he ever intends to visit Australia and bring us some freedom.
Unfortunately I couldn’t remember what stupid username I had given Reddit last time I phoneposted, and I didn’t feel like it was a good use of anybody’s time to make a new account. I guess I’ll never find out. Sad.
Having since Googled AJ and Australia to try and find out if Mr Jones had ever visited our fair shores, I did come across an article by an Infowars reporter filed on September 16, 2015, that seemed to imply that Based Tones WASN’T the greatest Australian PM since Menzies, and that globalist merchant banker Malcolm was somehow an improvement in our fortunes. DROPPED.
Well, I can’t exactly drop AJ, because I’ve had fairly limited exposure to all things Infowars.com.
I mean it was pretty awesome watching Alex roast the Queer Turks as GEOTUS ascended to victory, and I think we can all agree that Bill Clinton is a rapist, but I’ve probably only watched less than a few hours of his show all told. Mostly him taking calls from listeners, which can get very entertaining.
No particular reason. I mean the podcast he did with Joe Rogan was great, and whenever he is standing up to some commie on behalf of Jesus – also awesome.
If I could give AJ some well-intended feedback, it would be to do more stuff where you are going head-to-head with the appeasers of the Centre and with the Jesus hating Left.
Conflict is sexy content m9, so don’t make me watch you agree with somebody I’ve never heard of and don’t really care much about.
Also my Gorilla blaster active Patriot vitamin formula pills never arrived! Just jks Alex, keep up the good fight and keep repping for Jesus mang.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy. These days I spend all my spare time defending the best (and only worthy) President of the United States since Reagan. Totally worth it. Bring back that 80s prosperity and the Moral Majority, Mr President. Christians4Trump. MAGA.