By John Miller
Thursday the 9th of November, 2017
Can we organise an express delivery of freedom for Hamza bin Laden, please?
I mean the dude hasn’t done anything yet, but he is clearly being groomed for a BIG career in the terror business.
Hamza, whose mother was a slow-moving goat and whose father was recycled by the Japanese whaling fleet after it harpooned his bloated corpse and recycled it for Trump to feed to the Emperor’s greedy koi, has recently vowed Death to America, sort of.
Hamza bin Laden recently started his own YouTube channel, and started recording rambling messages, during one of which he blurted out:
“I invite Muslims generally to take revenge from the Americans.” Direct quote.
I guess Hamza never made it to Harvard. You know, back when Harvard was still an Ivy League university, and some of the students there still spoke English.
I mean Hamza may very well have gone full scholarship at the Al-Harvidi Madrassa of Diversity Excellence, and he could very well be making YouTube videos as part of his Master’s dissertation.
In any case, let us all agree that GEOTUS needs to bomb the living Bejeezuz out of this kid’s village.
And after the Prez has wiped out all signs of creeping Jihad in Cambridge, he may as well cluster bomb the sand dunes near Camel Town where Hamza was born for good measure.
Let’s keep the fine Americans who work assembly line at Boeing in plenty of overtime, Mr President.
And a fine dirka dirka Jihad to you, Hamza bin Laden.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy. These days I spend all my spare time defending the best (and only worthy) President of the United States since Reagan. Totally worth it. Bring back that 80s prosperity and the Moral Majority, Mr President. Christians4Trump. MAGA.