Merkel’s man Carney wishes he were back in Canada, makes another stupid prediction in French right after getting everything else wrong

By John Miller

Wednesday the 8th of November, 2017


The Queer borders for Islam lobby intensified its dirty war against the will of the British voter today, with German-Canadian globalist banking cartel puppet Mark Carney popping out of his box at the Central Bank to announce a set of Berlin talking points. While everything isn’t necessarily getting as worse as he formerly warned it would, things would definitely be much better if Britain allowed Herr Merkel and her Reich to restore Anschluss, he confided to reporters.


Bedecked in alpine shorts and a dapper Tyrolean hat, Carney was fairly animated for an economist, after learning from the lads at Central who work on the misery indexes that he had missed several urgent calls from the sort of people whose opinions about Brexit actually matter.

As the fear of Bomber Harris recedes from collective memory, ze German negotiating position appears to be hardening. The initial position of We won’t burn your Monasteries if you hand over all the Church’s Gold has quickly escalated into an unspoken declaration of Total War in loving memory of Prussia.

In a nightmare scenario outlined by Carney, as many as half of his former colleagues at Goldman Sachs stand to unfriend him on social media, as he proves increasingly incapable at his job.


Carney is paid somewhere in the magnitude of one-tenth of what Paul Manafort looted from the Ukraine for turning up to work and harassing the plebs with ominous jargon. He mostly keeps them worried about losing their jobs if they pipe up, and often rings up the Times to ask them what everybody thinks he ought to say.

It is a position of high responsibility, for if you provoke too much fear amongst the poorly tailored, then they are likely to start dissolving customs unions. How then will Apple get its latest piece of face scanning technology from a Chinese factory to the High Street with a 20,000,000 % mark-up?

Theresa May continues to be firmly indecisive, in a way that a focus group once told her looked good.


Boris is still adventuring amongst the swarthy denizens of Persia, where he is presently mapping the river that Doctor Livingstone was last seen on.

Jacob Rees-Mogg meanwhile assures Britain that there is still an Arthurian hero waiting in the wings, a sterling fellow who won’t embarrass them by riding around on a tricycle for Brexit, and then bottling it when the leadership is handed to him on a silver platter.


Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy. These days I spend all my spare time defending the best (and only worthy) President of the United States since Reagan. Totally worth it. Bring back that 80s prosperity and the Moral Majority, Mr President. Christians4Trump. MAGA.

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