By John Miller
Wednesday the 8th of November, 2017
When the Conservative blogosphere goes on a rant, it may be at some meddling vacuous celebrity who injects themselves into every conversation, to lecture those of us who live within means about the glories of Socialism from their caviar encrusted Rolls Royce, as they shuttle between their private jet and the Roman bath full of Dom Perignon and dead children they have at their palace.
These are very bad people, and they deserve to be rebuked.
When the tolerant Left goes on a tear, they pick on some nice young kid who isn’t virtue signalling hard enough, because in Tolerant Left America, feelings matter more than facts. And now they are coming for our Taylors!
If some gelatinous androgynous Antifa hatemonger should just so happen to be told by some random bong enthusiast that her girlfriend’s tattooist said that Taylor Swift was a Nazi – that’s, uh, a ton of sources dude. Run with it!!!
Tayor can’t just be expected to just shake this off.
Now I don’t ACTUALLY know if miss Swift is a Nazi or not, but she certainly doesn’t seem like a racist. She’s uber-tolerant, very upbeat, and even kind of wholesome by the low, low standards of the entertainment industry.
Maybe she does dress up in her SS Colonel’s uniform and post Nazi LARPER BS in /pol/ while listening to Wagner at home, and maybe when she lurked on /b/ she would go around tagging Churches with Spergstikas, but nobody has ever witnessed it. At last, nobody who has survived.
In these precious times, when not denouncing a slogan as mayonnaise as It’s OK to Be White immediately makes you just as much of a white supremacist as David Duke and Richard Spencer, and not grovelling before the Lefty Internet Star Chamber makes you literally Hitler, Taylor has wisely lawyered up.
This is a clever move on her behalf. Swift clearly finds the charges so repugnant as to be driven to the courts for justice. Or so it seems.
Maybe she is just taking us all for suckers, while her personal army of neckbeards continue to subvert the internet for her Shadow Reich.
You be the judge, anon.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy. These days I spend all my spare time defending the best (and only worthy) President of the United States since Reagan. Totally worth it. Bring back that 80s prosperity and the Moral Majority, Mr President. Christians4Trump. MAGA.