By John Miller
Thursday the 9th of November, 2017
Not so fast Satan, Betsy DeVos is in charge of our schools now!
And in President Trump’s America, being a nihilist Atheist creep is strictly for chumps. So put your hands on your hearts and show some respect for the Lord.
You don’t want to end up like Jesus hating terrorist Devin Kelley, do you?
That’s right kids, say your prayers every day, or one day you’ll end shooting yourself in the head on the side of the road because the whole hates you, like some Atheist loser.
God bless you, Secretary of Education Betsy de Vos.
Finally, somebody thought of the children.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy. These days I spend all my spare time defending the best (and only worthy) President of the United States since Reagan. Totally worth it. Bring back that 80s prosperity and the Moral Majority, Mr President. Christians4Trump. MAGA.