By John Miller
Tuesday the 7th of November, 2017
Oh great, it’s the latest episode of the Daily Caller Papal Inquisition into the Protestant Church.
Remember the Halloween episode just past, when Tucker Carlson and his Catholic vigilantes at the Daily Caller ran with the delightful headline Martin Luther is probably in Hell to celebrate the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation?
I love Mel Gibson, traditional Catholics, and the Passion of the Christ as much as the next guy – but that was WAY OVER THE LINE.
Fresh from the auto de fe of Luther, they have now decided to focus on some low hanging fruit.
Carl Lentz won’t come out against abortion!!!
Uh, guys, Carl Lentz is trying to get people to come to Church, so that Jesus can save their eternal souls.
From what I hear, Carl Lentz and Hillsong have a pretty good outreach to the kinds of kids that just stick their fingers in their ears when HOMOPHOBIC BIGOTS like me get in their safe space, so maybe we should all just let Carl Lentz do what Carl Lentz does best.
You know, witnessing about the redeeming power of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.
Do you even Jesus, Daily Caller?
I think you got a beam, right there in your eye, Tuck and Chris.
Woah, but check out that mote in some other guy’s eye. What a filthy Protestant heathen.
Not all Protestants.
Let me say straight up that abortion is murder. But not doing everything you can to save every soul for Jesus is pretty bad too, right fellas?
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy. These days I spend all my spare time defending the best (and only worthy) President of the United States since Reagan. Totally worth it. Bring back that 80s prosperity and the Moral Majority, Mr President. Christians4Trump. MAGA.