Tears of a clown: Rocket Man begs for food

By John Miller

Sunday the 5th of November, 2017


As GEOTUS strides confidently across Asia reminding them that American Greatness is back, and that the Pacific Ocean belongs to Christ, his rival Rocket Man has a somewhat different message: PLEASE GIB FOODS, am hongry.


Who woulda thunk it, the Commies have run out of food again. That makes it starvation by Socialism, uh, EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Sheesh, don’t these guys ever learn?

Far more nefarious, the Stalinist Reds of Beijing, who run their economy like Victorian era Capitalists. President Xi remains the Godfather of Davos, and his crazy Maoist sometimes Globalist always Bolshevik Han Orwellian police state remains the number one threat to Democracy.

For now GEOTUS needs their help to stop Hungry Kim, who menaces hundreds of thousands of South Koreans with his rockets and artillery. No money for bread, plenty of money for guns. Yep, sounds like legit Bolshevism all the way in North Korea.


And if Kim is getting hungry, you can bet that his people are already skin and bones. Hopefully the Arsenal of Democracy delivers them some freedom soon.

Socialism. Not even once. Silly Bolshevik kids.


Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy.

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