By John Miller
Sunday the 5th of November, 2017
The Antichristfa Revolution was mostly a dud this weekend, but there was at least one violent assault by the Tolerant Left. This time against hero of the Christian Libertarian Right, Rand Paul.
Plucky Rand, the diminutive ophthalmologist who notably also-ran for President against Trump and has since been a rock for GEOTUS, was rocked himself by a violent and utterly senseless assault which occurred while he was mowing his lawn.
One man has been arrested, some deadbeat loser who insinuated himself into an otherwise decent neighbourhood. The deranged attacker had a long history of Trump Derangement Syndrome, and is now looking down the barrel of a stretch in the slammer. Have fun in jail buddy, not even worth bothering to learn your name.
This is the third time this year that Manchurian candid-hate has been activated in America. The first time was when Rand and his pals were shot at while playing baseball, critically wounding Congressman Steve Scalise. Next came the Vegas Shooter, who massacred 58 Americans while they attended a country music concert, and injured 546 others.
The tolerant Left continues to pour on the hate. Kremlin puppet Keith Olbermann recently told his Bolshevik followers in a Putin-Soros induced rant that Trump and his followers were worse than Bin Laden. Ironic words from the Putinbot who joined forces with Palestinian terrorist Linda Sar-SOUR to make a Jihad on America, a Jihad funded by Soros and Putin, and which gets most of its social media propaganda and organisation from the Moscow meme factories.
Meanwhile the Haji Bolsheviks who want to behead those that ask Soros to pay his taxes were mostly unmoved by a full-page ad in the New York Times last week calling for a violent coup d’etat. It seems the lazy revolutionary Antifa queers were all mostly too hung over or high to answer the call. The turnout against the President everywhere else this weekend except Rand Paul’s lawn was NOT-YUGE. Better luck next time, America haters.
Pint sized Rand Paul required a quick trip to the hospital, but the good news is he’s OK folks, and thanking Jesus for his speedy recovery.
Your All-American Senator from the great state of Kentucky who fights off Bolshevik goons while mowing the lawn is back on his feet, and looking forward to going to Church to praise the Lord.
Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy.