Worst generation in history lines up to have faces scanned by Apple, preening Cinderellas show off glass slipper phones

By John Miller

Saturday the 4th of November, 2017

 

What is new in the Apple iPhone X? How should I know, I’m not a homosexual or a ten year old girl. My smart phone does everything it needs to do, and I have no intention of replacing it before it gets lost, stolen or destroyed, thank you very much.

Apple has made an industry out of marketing useless objects to people who think with their feelings, and their latest shiny object that will be obsolete in less than twelve months is the Apple iPhone X.

Hey consumer, big brother is feeling lazy today. Can you guys all just scan your own faces into the Apple Corporation databanks?

No problem! Take all my money, Apple!

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Why anyone would flash a piece of glass they wasted an obscene amount of money on as if it said anything good about their character at all is totally beyond me.

Hey guys, while you are showing me your new Apple iPhone X, I am wondering at what age your mother stopped pinning your mittens to your sweater.

If Antifa started punching Apple iPhone X users, then I would probably stop railing against them, and dress up in my black pyjamas and ninja mask and go help them.

This is not a status symbol, people. It is a sign of moral decay, and parenting failure.

Full disclosure: John Miller’s IRL name is Frank Faulkner. I currently live in Australia and I write about things that concern me as a Christian, or as a cranky guy.

 

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