Zuckerberg twice as popular with Dems as Kamala Harris, O’Malley edging both out on 3%

By John Miller

Monday the 30th of October, 2017

 

Mark Zuckerberg is a bright young entrepreneur, but Democrats would still rather hand America over to a fossilised Communist or the creepy uncle from the Obama administration, according to the latest Granite State Poll.

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Yes, that’s right. 2020 is closer than you think. Live free or die? That sounds like a Micro-aggression!

Comrade Sanders leads the early polls on 31%, with touchy feely old man Joseph hugging 24% of likely Dem voters from behind in just the right way. Pocahontas still hasn’t left the reservation on 13%.

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My hot tip is that Bernie will die before the convention of old age, still be nominated, but in true cuck style step aside for Elizabeth Warren anyway. What a great idea for a movie, Hollyweird. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon dragging Bernie around for a weekend. Ruh roh. Here comes Harvey.

The next most popular candidate at this early stage is Undecided, who was last seen marching in a Pussy-hat rally against Trump, and sharing memes on Facebook about feminism that he got from some totally rad Kremlin backed Instagram account.

Cory Booker has enjoyed a bump in his public profile as the Senator from New Jersey who isn’t on trial for corruption, or perhaps 6% of Dems just can’t tell him apart from Vin Diesel. I can’t.

Don’t let the polls get you down Zuck. Your fellow autists want to see you go head-to-head with GEOTUS in the big race. Oh, teh LULZ…

Don’t let our memes be dreams, brother. Pick up your game.

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